Maybe a return to Truth and Traditions will get the Earth to change its mind:
Following a recent series of disastrous floods along the Mississippi River and destructive tornadoes across much of the United States—as well as a year of even deadlier natural catastrophes all over the world—the Earth said its options for strongly implying that it no longer wants human beings living on it have basically been exhausted.
Oh i doubt that. There are still a few thousand bacteria, and hundreds of virus, species just waiting to make their case for human removal. The Earth has lots more to say.